Checked Out!

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab! After almost two months in the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, Lindsay has decided to venture out on her own again.

Bets on how long she'll last? I vote two weeks before we see her in a club, hammered out of her tree on vodka and heroin.

Gimme More- Video Premiere (Hurry, Grab your Barf Buckets)

Britney's video for the single, Gimme More finally premiered today.

Is it as bad as we thought it would be? Oh, yes!

Is it as bad as her VMA performance? No, but the VMA's didn't have the same special effects budget that her video did.

The only way they thought to make Britney look good was to turn off the lights and over use special effects on a grainy, low definition film. If it could work for Paris Hilton's sex tape, it could work for Britney Spears.

Watch the Video Here (if you're brave enough)

Friday's Interview With An Unknown Hottie: Ed Westwick

How did you get involved in 'Gossip Girl'?
Ed: Well, I was in England and I decided to come out to L.A. I had representatives out here and see what was going on and meet some people and do some things and I got in touch with the script, thought it was fantastic and decided it would be good to go in on it and I got the job which I'm very happy about.

You are a slick bad guy on the show. Is it fun to be the 'grab all the girls' bad guy? I wouldn't say sleazy, maybe slimy?
Ed: [laughs] It's kind of nice that you recognize the different levels. People have been asking me if it's fun to play the bad boy and it is because there's a mysterious dynamic that Chuck [his character] brings to the whole group and it's fun to be the spice. It looks like he's going to be the one manipulating people and mixing things up so, yeah, it's fun.

I hear you are in a band.



Ed: Yeah, I'm a band called Filthy Youth. Check out the MySpace page. Basically, it kind of got a bit weird because I've had to come here now so they're kind of fizzling out but we just went in the studio and recorded nine songs in London. I'm the frontman. It's indie rock 'n roll. The indie scene is so big in England right now with the festivals and everything. It so much fun. I absolutely love it.

So they are all bummed that you left, huh?
Ed: They're bummed and I'm bummed, yeah.

Get them to come over.
Ed: [laughing] Go get them Visas! That's the only problem. It was hard enough to get me one. I'm bummed but I have to put it behind me a little bit but it's not exactly a bad thing. I'm coming to do my first love. I'm coming to act in something which I'm passionate about.

How did you get started in acting over there?
Ed: Well, I did stuff as a kid, small amateur stuff in small theaters.

You're not a Guild Hall guy?
Ed: No. I didn't train in that respect. I was a member of the National Youth Theater of Great Britain and I'd had some theater training from them. I became a member when I was sixteen. I did a few jobs, then came here and it sort of just all came together.




What movies do you like?
Ed: The Godfather series was big for me. I like those underworld kind of issues. Although a lot of good movies are made about the life we all know, sometimes it's good for them to be about issues that we don't know, the whole kind of escapist thing so you can fantasize about what things are going to be like; the whole Mafia thing is something I don't know so it's something that's exciting. I was always into the Mafioso movies.

I know you have different levels in England but what was your equivalent of High School like when you were growing up?
Ed: We, in England, get that American high school is all about what the teen movies depict as being this whole popular thing; prom kings and prom queens and things like that. It wasn't essentially exactly the same as that but everyone gossips. It's part of human nature. We're curious animals, you know? So, everyone had their little groups. There were the cool kids and the not so cool kids.

Were you a cool kid?
Ed: I hope so. I tell myself that. But there are different groups. That's what people do; they find people that they like and as you go through life you separate off. You are who you are and you become different people.

You've been in Children of Men and other films. Are you hoping to return to that?
Ed: I'm focused on "Gossip Girl" right now. It's a fantastic thing to be involved with. What will be will be in the future but right now we'll deal with what's at hand and that's "Gossip Girl" and I'm excited about that.


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Set Your Tivo's

Brit's music video debut for the skanky, yet infectious single, "Gimme More" will premiere on Monday, MTV's TRL at 3:30pm reports People

More Orders for Britney

Britney Spears must complete three joint counseling sessions with ex-husband Kevin Federline by their next hearing date of Oct. 26, a court ruled Wednesday.

Documents released Thursday reveal other stricter measures L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon handed down the previous day, particularly pertaining to Spears.

The commissioner specified that "a missed test, refusal to submit to a test, or failure to respond to the testing agency's call ... shall be deemed by the court as a failed test," the documents read. Spears, 25, is still expected to complete twice-weekly random testing for drugs and alcohol.

Spears was also ordered to complete at least three individual counseling sessions by the next hearing. With regard to her supervised visitation rights with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, "the monitor shall terminate visitation immediately if any conduct or action by [Spears] endangers the minor children," the documents state.

"Monitored visits can occur anywhere, even at Britney's home if she wants," family law attorney Lynn Soodik said. "However, at no time will she be left alone with the kids. Even if mother and child is in the bathroom, or on a ride at Disneyland, the monitor will be there." The latest rulings were decided after a three-hour, closed-door court session on Wednesday personally attended by Federline, 29. All orders made on Sept. 17 are still in effect. Both Spears and Federline are required to attend the Oct. 26 hearing.

If she didn't do the court orders the first time around, what makes them think she'll do it the second time around?

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So Pregnant

Deny it all you want J-Lo....but there is no denying the OBVIOUS baby bump you're rocking there. PREGGERS, PREGGERS, PREGGERS!!! You fat heifer, you!

Ashley Olsen Survives Close Brush with CryptKeeper

This is the key to looking good. Find the ugliest people, sit down next to them and get your picture taken. Voila! Instant Hotness.

Lindsay's Post Rehab Plans

Lindsay Lohan seems to be striving toward a successful graduation from rehabilitation.
The "Bobby" beauty celebrates 60 days in her Utah lockdown on Wednesday, and according to insiders she has no immediate intentions of leaving the lodge.

But while everything is looking lush in Lindsay’s personal life, it seems she may have to "Li-Lo" for a while or search for a new skill if she wants to further boost her bountiful bank balance.
"It will most likely take years of perfect behavior before Lindsay will work again," a very high-profile Paramount producer told Pop Tarts. "It will literally cost a network millions to insure her for a movie and as talented as she is, it is highly unlikely that studios will be quick to get (her) back on the set."

So even if Lohan really is reformed, it appears time is her only ticket back into the business.
But according to a friend of the "Freaky Friday" femme fatale, Lohan hates Hollywood and intends to boost her brain instead.

"Despite what so many people think, Lindsay is an incredibly smart girl and always wanted to have that college experience," our source said. "She’s looked into a few institutions on the east coast and will most likely major in something like psychology. At this stage, NYU is a hot favorite."

I'm guessing that Lindsay has already been experienced in the "college experience"...alcohol, drugs, orgies.

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Dirty Divorce

Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," reads another.

"You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.

No one is disagreeing with you Charlie!

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Nicole & Joel Set The Date

Mark October 13th, 2007 on your calendars for the celebrity wedding you probably won't be invited to.

Does this mean that Nicole is actually willing to walk down the aisle when she's not a size zero waif?? Maternity Gowns are hot now??

Well, I guess the alternative is giving birth to a bastard child out of wedlock. Yeah, it's a tough choice....

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OWNED - David Letterman on Paris

Watch the Clip Here

Witty Letterman grilled Paris with questions about her stint in jail, and she was soon left uncharacteristically speechless during her guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Dave, I think I love you.

KEVIN WINS! Britney Loses Custody of Kids

By order of the Los Angeles County Superior Court, she is to turn the boys over to ex-hubby Kevin Federline this Wednesday, at which point Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James Federline will remain with their father until further notice.

This decision effectively reverses the court's earlier decision for Brit and K-Fed to share the boys for the duration of the custody hearing.It's still not known what the underlying cause of the order is, but it could be Brit's driving without a valid California driver's license; or perhaps the singer failed a court-ordered drug test. Regardless, reps for both sides in the case will return to court on Wednesday.

Pamela Anderson to Wed.....AGAIN

.....but at least this time it's someone she hasn't already married at least once.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – Paris Hilton's other half in the One Night In Paris video – are planning to get hitched after a whirlwind romance. The couple reportedly obtained a marriage licence over the weekend in Clark County, Las Vegas.

Sources say the couple are not planning to tie the knot straight away but within the next month.

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Aren't Some Things Sacred?

Cult eighties show 'Knight Rider' is racing back on to our TV screens after a 20 year hiatus.

'Kitt', the famous speaking black sports car is set for a make over and will battle it out with 'shape-shifting' evil' cars. Sadly for turbo charged Trans-Am, Kitt, he will not be reunited with David Hasselhoff.

The 53-year-old starred as the black motor's driver, Michael Knight, between 1982 and 1986.
US network NBC are said to be planning a two-hour pilot show and a movie for as earlier as next year.

Show producers will re-design the 'indestructible super car' in consultation with major car firms.
An insider says: 'Special effects have moved on so much these days it's the perfect time to bring back the show.'

'Kitt will obviously be massively updated as the kind of stunts it used to perform in the old days just wouldn't cut it today.'

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Britney Spears' Must Have Fashion Accessories

Her kid and her dog. Wonder which one she loves more?

Ya, I would have said dog too.

Busted Down Faces = U.G.L.Y.

Avert your eyes. Those two broads should not be allowed outside in the daylight anymore!!! And in honor of the above, 100 cool points if you know the following:

I saw you walking down the street just the other day, I didn't see your damage from that far away, I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming, You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming, Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess, I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress, You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew, I don't mean to insult you. Oh wait! Yes I do. Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould, you're only fourteen you look a hundred years old, When looks were handed out you were last in line, Your face looks like where the sun don't shine, Did you fall off a building and land on your head, Or did a truch run over your face instead, There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask, And book that plastic surgeon fast, You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you, You're the main attraction at the city zoo, You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab, When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab, You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big, And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig, Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin, You can't disguise your googly eyes, In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize!

Yo mama says you ugly - You ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

Lohan's Extended Rehab Vacation Plans

Lindsay Lohan will spend five days at a secluded lodge in the Utah mountains with her father Michael. "It can only help her recovery," Lohan's mom Dina tells PEOPLE in an e-mail. "It's time to mend. He is visiting Lindsay alone because we are giving her dad a chance to make amends." A protection order against her former spouse, she says, precludes both parents spending time together with their daughter simultaneously.

During the first week of September, father and daughter ended their three-and-a-half year estrangement when Michael visited Lindsay at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center. They have been in contact since and Michael is set to arrive in Utah late Monday night to begin their five-day retreat together Tuesday morning.

"She is in a better place than ever," a source close to Michael tells PEOPLE. "Lindsay asked [him] to come out, and he's ecstatic she's back in his life."

The 21-year-old actress has been in rehab since August 3, following her arrest in July for driving under the influence and cocaine possession. Despite this easing family tension, Lohan has no immediate plans to leave rehab – but may complete her court-mandated 10 days of community service, according to one source, helping AIDS victims in South Africa.

I swear, this family would put out a press relese to announce they were putting out a press release. Lindsay's boring now that she's on the straight and sober. NEXT!

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Almost the Next Diana

Keith Urban was en route to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Sydney on Monday when he got into a motorcycle accident while being followed by a photographer, he said in a statement.

"Today's incident was the result of one person's desire to do his job and my desire to maintain my privacy," he said through his U.S. publicist, Paul Freundlich. "Some have already attempted to inflate the facts, but the reality is this: While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and, in an effort to elude an oncoming car which was making an illegal u-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike," said Urban.

"In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car and continued on my way," he concluded.

YAWN. Wake me up when he's road kill.

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Cruise Extorter Found Dead

A man who agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos was found dead in his home, authorities said.

Investigators said it appeared David Schmidt, 47, who was under house arrest and faced up to two years in federal prison, had committed suicide. He was found dead in his townhouse around 3 p.m. Friday after police noticed a tracker placed on him had not moved and he had not checked in, said Lieut. Anthony Lopez.

His lawyer, Nancy Kardon, said she had spoken to Schmidt earlier this week and was preparing for an Oct. 11 hearing in federal court where he would enter his formal guilty plea to attempted extortion. She said she had planned to ask for probation.

"I was greatly saddened by his loss and I found him to be a very kind man," Kardon said yesterday.

He was arrested in July after federal authorities said a co-defendant obtained photos of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy last year from the event's official photographer, court documents show.

Starting in May, Schmidt had repeated contact with Cruise representatives and threatened to release the photos if he didn't receive between $1.2 and $1.3 million, authorities said.

Schmidt also tried to auction off Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of undress and other personal items that had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.

He also claimed to have brokered deals to sell a anal sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on Saved by the Bell, and a video of skater Tonya Harding's wedding night, according to published reports. He also claimed to have obtained topless shots of rescued U.S. army PoW Pte. 1st Class Jessica Lynch.

It's like CELBRITY CLUE!! I say it was Tom Cruise in the Conservatory with a Lead Pipe.

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Banks Loves Jesus

Interpol Front Man Shows the Love

Interpol Talks to SPin

Hotness. Drool.

If I only get to post one thing today, I'm glad it's this. Drool Drool Drool.......

Anyone else squeal a little when that container was opened???? HOTNESS.

Britney Hates LA

I HATE L.A., I'm so sick of that town. I don't want anyone to know I'm here in Atlanta" - Britney Spears overheard complaining Sunday while shopping at Intermix in Atlanta . . . "I WANT a fatwa. I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?" - Ann Coulter in British Esquire.

Die Movie Die

CNN lists the Top Ten Movie Deaths
1. Janet Leigh in Psycho
(Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
It's Hitchcock's shots and Bernard Herrmann's shrieking score that construct the terror in this, the ultimate slasher movie. Simple ingredients -- a shadow, a knife, a scream, a stream of blood -- expertly constructed had to make this our #1 killer.




2. King Kong in King Kong
(Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The noblest of apes meets his tragic destiny atop the Empire State Building. Plagued by a swarm of fighter planes, Kong fights until the end, but ultimately tumbles and falls at the hands of lesser men. Oh, the pathos.

3. James Cagney in White Heat
(Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Following his mission to avenge his mother's death, Oedipal psychopath Cody Jarrett (James Cagney) sets out on a dangerous heist. Picked out by police snipers, he empties his gun into a chemical tank, sparking his incandescent exit: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

4. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(George Roy Hill, 1969)
It's their last stand: even the quick-draw Sundance Kid can't outshoot a hundred Bolivian marksmen. Surrounded by police, doomed bank robbers Paul Newman and Robert Redford go out in one final blaze of glory.

5. Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking
(Tim Robbins, 1995)
"I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you."
Rapist and murderer Matthew Poncelet (Sean Penn) is executed by lethal injection for his brutal crimes while death penalty campaigner Sister Helen Prejean (Susan Sarandon) looks on. A painful, honest and brave acknowledgement.



6. Bambi's mother in Bambi
(David D. Hand, 1942)
Doe-eyed, spindly-legged Bambi, absolutely alone, lost in a dark forest: no film has communicated the simple grief and terror of an abandoned child like Walt Disney's classic tearjerker. A vivid exposition on the anguish that death leaves behind.

7. John Hurt in Alien
(Ridley Scott, 1979)
John Hurt gives unnatural birth to a monster. As he convulses on the dinner table, blood spurting from his stomach, his swollen belly tears open and the alien makes its escape. An explosive and gory death that's the harbinger of worse to come for Ripley and co.

8. 'Marvin' in Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Tarantino gives us rich pickings when it comes to memorable exits, but there's none more shocking than Marvin's accidental dispatch in Pulp Fiction. As the contents of his head splattered the inside of Vincent and Jules's sedan we were speechless, then in stitches, then shamefaced at what we'd laughed at. And what a cleanup operation...

9. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies, Thelma and Louise
(Ridley Scott, 1991)
Swindled by Brad Pitt and chased down by Harvey Keitel, killer girl duo Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies bow out in style rather than face prison. And what better way to go than shooting a '66 Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon? Death as the ultimate liberation.



10. Various in Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Steven Spielberg, 1981)
Sometimes you just need a hero. Indy dispatches his foes with inimitable panache: the guy backed into an airplane propeller, the swashbuckling swordsman dismissed with a single bullet, or the fabulous face-melting Nazi finale. Take your pick.

Keifer Sutherland Arrested!!!!

The actor was pulled over at about 1:10 a.m. in West Los Angeles after officers spotted him making an illegal U-turn, said Officer Kevin Maiberger.

Sutherland, 40, tested over the state's legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent, and was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence, Officer Karen Smith said.

He was released around 4 a.m. after posting $25,000 bail, according to Sheriff's Department records.

Maiberger said Sutherland was scheduled to appear in court October 16.

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