The Valley Of The Dolls

Checked Out!

2007-10-05T15:07:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab! After almost two months in the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, Lindsay has decided to venture out on her own again.

Bets on how long she'll last? I vote two weeks before we see her in a club, hammered out of her tree on vodka and heroin.

Gimme More- Video Premiere (Hurry, Grab your Barf Buckets)

2007-10-05T11:22:00.000-07:00

Britney's video for the single, Gimme More finally premiered today.

Is it as bad as we thought it would be? Oh, yes!

Is it as bad as her VMA performance? No, but the VMA's didn't have the same special effects budget that her video did.

The only way they thought to make Britney look good was to turn off the lights and over use special effects on a grainy, low definition film. If it could work for Paris Hilton's sex tape, it could work for Britney Spears.

Watch the Video Here (if you're brave enough)

Friday's Interview With An Unknown Hottie: Ed Westwick

2007-10-05T10:21:00.000-07:00

How did you get involved in 'Gossip Girl'?
Ed: Well, I was in England and I decided to come out to L.A. I had representatives out here and see what was going on and meet some people and do some things and I got in touch with the script, thought it was fantastic and decided it would be good to go in on it and I got the job which I'm very happy about.

You are a slick bad guy on the show. Is it fun to be the 'grab all the girls' bad guy? I wouldn't say sleazy, maybe slimy?
Ed: [laughs] It's kind of nice that you recognize the different levels. People have been asking me if it's fun to play the bad boy and it is because there's a mysterious dynamic that Chuck [his character] brings to the whole group and it's fun to be the spice. It looks like he's going to be the one manipulating people and mixing things up so, yeah, it's fun.

I hear you are in a band.

Ed: Yeah, I'm a band called Filthy Youth. Check out the MySpace page. Basically, it kind of got a bit weird because I've had to come here now so they're kind of fizzling out but we just went in the studio and recorded nine songs in London. I'm the frontman. It's indie rock 'n roll. The indie scene is so big in England right now with the festivals and everything. It so much fun. I absolutely love it.

So they are all bummed that you left, huh?
Ed: They're bummed and I'm bummed, yeah.

Get them to come over.
Ed: [laughing] Go get them Visas! That's the only problem. It was hard enough to get me one. I'm bummed but I have to put it behind me a little bit but it's not exactly a bad thing. I'm coming to do my first love. I'm coming to act in something which I'm passionate about.

How did you get started in acting over there?
Ed: Well, I did stuff as a kid, small amateur stuff in small theaters.

You're not a Guild Hall guy?
Ed: No. I didn't train in that respect. I was a member of the National Youth Theater of Great Britain and I'd had some theater training from them. I became a member when I was sixteen. I did a few jobs, then came here and it sort of just all came together.

What movies do you like?
Ed: The Godfather series was big for me. I like those underworld kind of issues. Although a lot of good movies are made about the life we all know, sometimes it's good for them to be about issues that we don't know, the whole kind of escapist thing so you can fantasize about what things are going to be like; the whole Mafia thing is something I don't know so it's something that's exciting. I was always into the Mafioso movies.

I know you have different levels in England but what was your equivalent of High School like when you were growing up?
Ed: We, in England, get that American high school is all about what the teen movies depict as being this whole popular thing; prom kings and prom queens and things like that. It wasn't essentially exactly the same as that but everyone gossips. It's part of human nature. We're curious animals, you know? So, everyone had their little groups. There were the cool kids and the not so cool kids.

Were you a cool kid?
Ed: I hope so. I tell myself that. But there are different groups. That's what people do; they find people that they like and as you go through life you separate off. You are who you are and you become different people.

You've been in Children of Men and other films. Are you hoping to return to that?
Ed: I'm focused on "Gossip Girl" right now. It's a fantastic thing to be involved with. What will be will be in the future but right now we'll deal with what's at hand and that's "Gossip Girl" and I'm excited about that.

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Set Your Tivo's

2007-10-04T13:39:00.001-07:00

Brit's music video debut for the skanky, yet infectious single, "Gimme More" will premiere on Monday, MTV's TRL at 3:30pm reports People

More Orders for Britney

2007-10-04T13:33:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears must complete three joint counseling sessions with ex-husband Kevin Federline by their next hearing date of Oct. 26, a court ruled Wednesday.

Documents released Thursday reveal other stricter measures L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon handed down the previous day, particularly pertaining to Spears.

The commissioner specified that "a missed test, refusal to submit to a test, or failure to respond to the testing agency's call ... shall be deemed by the court as a failed test," the documents read. Spears, 25, is still expected to complete twice-weekly random testing for drugs and alcohol.

Spears was also ordered to complete at least three individual counseling sessions by the next hearing. With regard to her supervised visitation rights with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, "the monitor shall terminate visitation immediately if any conduct or action by [Spears] endangers the minor children," the documents state.

"Monitored visits can occur anywhere, even at Britney's home if she wants," family law attorney Lynn Soodik said. "However, at no time will she be left alone with the kids. Even if mother and child is in the bathroom, or on a ride at Disneyland, the monitor will be there." The latest rulings were decided after a three-hour, closed-door court session on Wednesday personally attended by Federline, 29. All orders made on Sept. 17 are still in effect. Both Spears and Federline are required to attend the Oct. 26 hearing.

If she didn't do the court orders the first time around, what makes them think she'll do it the second time around?

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So Pregnant

2007-10-04T13:30:00.000-07:00

Deny it all you want J-Lo....but there is no denying the OBVIOUS baby bump you're rocking there. PREGGERS, PREGGERS, PREGGERS!!! You fat heifer, you!

Ashley Olsen Survives Close Brush with CryptKeeper

2007-10-04T10:49:00.000-07:00

This is the key to looking good. Find the ugliest people, sit down next to them and get your picture taken. Voila! Instant Hotness.

Lindsay's Post Rehab Plans

2007-10-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan seems to be striving toward a successful graduation from rehabilitation.
The "Bobby" beauty celebrates 60 days in her Utah lockdown on Wednesday, and according to insiders she has no immediate intentions of leaving the lodge.

But while everything is looking lush in Lindsay’s personal life, it seems she may have to "Li-Lo" for a while or search for a new skill if she wants to further boost her bountiful bank balance.
"It will most likely take years of perfect behavior before Lindsay will work again," a very high-profile Paramount producer told Pop Tarts. "It will literally cost a network millions to insure her for a movie and as talented as she is, it is highly unlikely that studios will be quick to get (her) back on the set."

So even if Lohan really is reformed, it appears time is her only ticket back into the business.
But according to a friend of the "Freaky Friday" femme fatale, Lohan hates Hollywood and intends to boost her brain instead.

"Despite what so many people think, Lindsay is an incredibly smart girl and always wanted to have that college experience," our source said. "She’s looked into a few institutions on the east coast and will most likely major in something like psychology. At this stage, NYU is a hot favorite."

I'm guessing that Lindsay has already been experienced in the "college experience"...alcohol, drugs, orgies.

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Dirty Divorce

2007-10-04T10:14:00.000-07:00

Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig," reads another.

"You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don't get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved," says a third e-mail.

No one is disagreeing with you Charlie!

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Nicole & Joel Set The Date

2007-10-01T14:36:00.001-07:00

Mark October 13th, 2007 on your calendars for the celebrity wedding you probably won't be invited to.

Does this mean that Nicole is actually willing to walk down the aisle when she's not a size zero waif?? Maternity Gowns are hot now??

Well, I guess the alternative is giving birth to a bastard child out of wedlock. Yeah, it's a tough choice....

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OWNED - David Letterman on Paris

2007-10-01T14:30:00.000-07:00

Watch the Clip Here

Witty Letterman grilled Paris with questions about her stint in jail, and she was soon left uncharacteristically speechless during her guest appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Dave, I think I love you.

KEVIN WINS! Britney Loses Custody of Kids

2007-10-01T13:40:00.000-07:00

By order of the Los Angeles County Superior Court, she is to turn the boys over to ex-hubby Kevin Federline this Wednesday, at which point Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James Federline will remain with their father until further notice.

This decision effectively reverses the court's earlier decision for Brit and K-Fed to share the boys for the duration of the custody hearing.It's still not known what the underlying cause of the order is, but it could be Brit's driving without a valid California driver's license; or perhaps the singer failed a court-ordered drug test. Regardless, reps for both sides in the case will return to court on Wednesday.

Pamela Anderson to Wed.....AGAIN

2007-10-01T13:36:00.001-07:00

.....but at least this time it's someone she hasn't already married at least once.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon – Paris Hilton's other half in the One Night In Paris video – are planning to get hitched after a whirlwind romance. The couple reportedly obtained a marriage licence over the weekend in Clark County, Las Vegas.

Sources say the couple are not planning to tie the knot straight away but within the next month.

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Aren't Some Things Sacred?

2007-10-01T13:32:00.000-07:00

Cult eighties show 'Knight Rider' is racing back on to our TV screens after a 20 year hiatus.

'Kitt', the famous speaking black sports car is set for a make over and will battle it out with 'shape-shifting' evil' cars. Sadly for turbo charged Trans-Am, Kitt, he will not be reunited with David Hasselhoff.

The 53-year-old starred as the black motor's driver, Michael Knight, between 1982 and 1986.
US network NBC are said to be planning a two-hour pilot show and a movie for as earlier as next year.

Show producers will re-design the 'indestructible super car' in consultation with major car firms.
An insider says: 'Special effects have moved on so much these days it's the perfect time to bring back the show.'

'Kitt will obviously be massively updated as the kind of stunts it used to perform in the old days just wouldn't cut it today.'

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Britney Spears' Must Have Fashion Accessories

2007-10-01T11:57:00.000-07:00

Her kid and her dog. Wonder which one she loves more?

Ya, I would have said dog too.

Busted Down Faces = U.G.L.Y.

2007-10-01T11:49:00.000-07:00

Avert your eyes. Those two broads should not be allowed outside in the daylight anymore!!! And in honor of the above, 100 cool points if you know the following:

I saw you walking down the street just the other day, I didn't see your damage from that far away, I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming, You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming, Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess, I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress, You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew, I don't mean to insult you. Oh wait! Yes I do. Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould, you're only fourteen you look a hundred years old, When looks were handed out you were last in line, Your face looks like where the sun don't shine, Did you fall off a building and land on your head, Or did a truch run over your face instead, There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask, And book that plastic surgeon fast, You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you, You're the main attraction at the city zoo, You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab, When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab, You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big, And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig, Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin, You can't disguise your googly eyes, In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize!

Yo mama says you ugly - You ugly! U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

Lohan's Extended Rehab Vacation Plans

2007-10-01T11:41:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan will spend five days at a secluded lodge in the Utah mountains with her father Michael. "It can only help her recovery," Lohan's mom Dina tells PEOPLE in an e-mail. "It's time to mend. He is visiting Lindsay alone because we are giving her dad a chance to make amends." A protection order against her former spouse, she says, precludes both parents spending time together with their daughter simultaneously.

During the first week of September, father and daughter ended their three-and-a-half year estrangement when Michael visited Lindsay at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center. They have been in contact since and Michael is set to arrive in Utah late Monday night to begin their five-day retreat together Tuesday morning.

"She is in a better place than ever," a source close to Michael tells PEOPLE. "Lindsay asked [him] to come out, and he's ecstatic she's back in his life."

The 21-year-old actress has been in rehab since August 3, following her arrest in July for driving under the influence and cocaine possession. Despite this easing family tension, Lohan has no immediate plans to leave rehab – but may complete her court-mandated 10 days of community service, according to one source, helping AIDS victims in South Africa.

I swear, this family would put out a press relese to announce they were putting out a press release. Lindsay's boring now that she's on the straight and sober. NEXT!

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Almost the Next Diana

2007-10-01T11:36:00.000-07:00

Keith Urban was en route to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Sydney on Monday when he got into a motorcycle accident while being followed by a photographer, he said in a statement.

"Today's incident was the result of one person's desire to do his job and my desire to maintain my privacy," he said through his U.S. publicist, Paul Freundlich. "Some have already attempted to inflate the facts, but the reality is this: While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and, in an effort to elude an oncoming car which was making an illegal u-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike," said Urban.

"In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car and continued on my way," he concluded.

YAWN. Wake me up when he's road kill.

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Cruise Extorter Found Dead

2007-10-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

A man who agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos was found dead in his home, authorities said.

Investigators said it appeared David Schmidt, 47, who was under house arrest and faced up to two years in federal prison, had committed suicide. He was found dead in his townhouse around 3 p.m. Friday after police noticed a tracker placed on him had not moved and he had not checked in, said Lieut. Anthony Lopez.

His lawyer, Nancy Kardon, said she had spoken to Schmidt earlier this week and was preparing for an Oct. 11 hearing in federal court where he would enter his formal guilty plea to attempted extortion. She said she had planned to ask for probation.

"I was greatly saddened by his loss and I found him to be a very kind man," Kardon said yesterday.

He was arrested in July after federal authorities said a co-defendant obtained photos of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy last year from the event's official photographer, court documents show.

Starting in May, Schmidt had repeated contact with Cruise representatives and threatened to release the photos if he didn't receive between $1.2 and $1.3 million, authorities said.

Schmidt also tried to auction off Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of undress and other personal items that had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.

He also claimed to have brokered deals to sell a anal sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on Saved by the Bell, and a video of skater Tonya Harding's wedding night, according to published reports. He also claimed to have obtained topless shots of rescued U.S. army PoW Pte. 1st Class Jessica Lynch.

It's like CELBRITY CLUE!! I say it was Tom Cruise in the Conservatory with a Lead Pipe.

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Banks Loves Jesus

2007-09-25T16:31:00.001-07:00

Interpol Front Man Shows the Love

Interpol Talks to SPin

2007-09-25T16:26:00.001-07:00

Hotness. Drool.

2007-09-25T13:11:00.001-07:00

If I only get to post one thing today, I'm glad it's this. Drool Drool Drool.......

Anyone else squeal a little when that container was opened???? HOTNESS.

Britney Hates LA

2007-09-25T12:01:00.000-07:00

I HATE L.A., I'm so sick of that town. I don't want anyone to know I'm here in Atlanta" - Britney Spears overheard complaining Sunday while shopping at Intermix in Atlanta . . . "I WANT a fatwa. I used to see Salman Rushdie in the Sky Bar in L.A. He wasn't in hiding; he became world-renowned for his fatwa. So why can't I get a fatwa? Don't they read my stuff?" - Ann Coulter in British Esquire.

Die Movie Die

2007-09-25T11:56:00.000-07:00

CNN lists the Top Ten Movie Deaths
1. Janet Leigh in Psycho
(Alfred Hitchcock, 1960)
It's Hitchcock's shots and Bernard Herrmann's shrieking score that construct the terror in this, the ultimate slasher movie. Simple ingredients -- a shadow, a knife, a scream, a stream of blood -- expertly constructed had to make this our #1 killer.

2. King Kong in King Kong
(Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, 1933)
The noblest of apes meets his tragic destiny atop the Empire State Building. Plagued by a swarm of fighter planes, Kong fights until the end, but ultimately tumbles and falls at the hands of lesser men. Oh, the pathos.

3. James Cagney in White Heat
(Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Following his mission to avenge his mother's death, Oedipal psychopath Cody Jarrett (James Cagney) sets out on a dangerous heist. Picked out by police snipers, he empties his gun into a chemical tank, sparking his incandescent exit: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

4. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(George Roy Hill, 1969)
It's their last stand: even the quick-draw Sundance Kid can't outshoot a hundred Bolivian marksmen. Surrounded by police, doomed bank robbers Paul Newman and Robert Redford go out in one final blaze of glory.

5. Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking
(Tim Robbins, 1995)
"I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you."
Rapist and murderer Matthew Poncelet (Sean Penn) is executed by lethal injection for his brutal crimes while death penalty campaigner Sister Helen Prejean (Susan Sarandon) looks on. A painful, honest and brave acknowledgement.

6. Bambi's mother in Bambi
(David D. Hand, 1942)
Doe-eyed, spindly-legged Bambi, absolutely alone, lost in a dark forest: no film has communicated the simple grief and terror of an abandoned child like Walt Disney's classic tearjerker. A vivid exposition on the anguish that death leaves behind.

7. John Hurt in Alien
(Ridley Scott, 1979)
John Hurt gives unnatural birth to a monster. As he convulses on the dinner table, blood spurting from his stomach, his swollen belly tears open and the alien makes its escape. An explosive and gory death that's the harbinger of worse to come for Ripley and co.

8. 'Marvin' in Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino, 1994)
Tarantino gives us rich pickings when it comes to memorable exits, but there's none more shocking than Marvin's accidental dispatch in Pulp Fiction. As the contents of his head splattered the inside of Vincent and Jules's sedan we were speechless, then in stitches, then shamefaced at what we'd laughed at. And what a cleanup operation...

9. Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies, Thelma and Louise
(Ridley Scott, 1991)
Swindled by Brad Pitt and chased down by Harvey Keitel, killer girl duo Susan Sarandon and Geena Davies bow out in style rather than face prison. And what better way to go than shooting a '66 Thunderbird into the Grand Canyon? Death as the ultimate liberation.

10. Various in Raiders of the Lost Ark
(Steven Spielberg, 1981)
Sometimes you just need a hero. Indy dispatches his foes with inimitable panache: the guy backed into an airplane propeller, the swashbuckling swordsman dismissed with a single bullet, or the fabulous face-melting Nazi finale. Take your pick.

Keifer Sutherland Arrested!!!!

2007-09-25T11:53:00.000-07:00

The actor was pulled over at about 1:10 a.m. in West Los Angeles after officers spotted him making an illegal U-turn, said Officer Kevin Maiberger.

Sutherland, 40, tested over the state's legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent, and was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence, Officer Karen Smith said.

He was released around 4 a.m. after posting $25,000 bail, according to Sheriff's Department records.

Maiberger said Sutherland was scheduled to appear in court October 16.

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Death on the set of Batman

2007-09-25T11:50:00.000-07:00

CNN reports:

The studio said the man, who was not identified, died when a truck carrying a camera platform crashed into a tree while following a stunt vehicle on Monday. Filming on the movie, "The Dark Knight," was not taking place at the time, and no actors were involved in the accident.

The accident took place during a test run at a racetrack near Chertsey, south of London.

The studio said producers, cast and crew "are deeply saddened by this tragedy and their hearts and prayers go out to the family and loved ones of the deceased."

Britain's Health and Safety Executive said it was investigating the accident.

Directed by Christopher Nolan, "The Dark Knight" stars Christian Bale as the Caped Crusader and Heath Ledger as his nemesis the Joker. It's scheduled for release next year.

Don't Die Lindsay

2007-09-25T11:47:00.000-07:00

Advertising agency Jugular has created a series of ads for Canterbury Institute, an addiction treatment center in New Jersey, which will invite serious debate about dealing with alcohol and drug addictions.

The ads that were set to be released Tuesday morning read “DON’T?DIE LINDSAY!”?

The ad continues “While the rest of the world is going in and out of rehab, Canterbury Institute is changing the rules of addiction treatment....”

Scott Lackey, Co-Founder/Strategic Director of Jugular, said “Our client, Canterbury Institute,?has an outpatient medical approach to drug addiction that makes overnight ‘residential’?treatment centers unnecessary. Sadly, this is an age where rehab has become a revolving door.”

Ronson Twins

2007-09-25T11:13:00.001-07:00

Pitt replaces Damon

2007-09-25T11:10:00.000-07:00

Matt Damon was originally supposed to play the role of Dicky Eklund in the Paramount Pictures drama The Fighter. According to Variety, Damon had to drop out due to a heavy pre-strike work workload. Instead, Brad Pitt has signed on to play the part.

Pics of Sam Ronson visiting her one time (maybe 2 time, part time? full time?) Lover

2007-09-25T10:39:00.000-07:00

Angelina Says she is skinny because

2007-09-25T10:38:00.001-07:00

"I like to think that I'm smart about my diet, but there are other factors," the actress told U.K. Cosmo magazine.

"Breastfeeding has kept me slim -- so has the worry and grief over the death of my mother."

Jenn Aniston continues to wish she was Angelina

2007-09-25T10:34:00.000-07:00

On Sept. 6, she joined Jim Carrey, Dustin Hoffman and 25 other A-listers in signing a letter asking U.N. Secretary Aung San Suu Kyi, a Burmese activist who has been under house arrest by her government for 11 years. That same human-rights interest has led Jen to donate $2,300 to support Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. In early September, Jen also became instrumental in getting Glaceau water, for which she does print ads, to put up at least $1 million to help make kids healthier."

"Jennifer Aniston and Smartwater have teamed up with the nonprofit group Action for Healthy Kids, an organization with a smart approach: Make changes in schools to help students eat and drink well and exercise more," Glaceau says in a statement. The funds will be channeled via the Entertainment Industry Foundation, which Jen has quietly supported for several years.

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Ambassador Jolie

2007-09-25T10:32:00.000-07:00

David Miliband is launching a "web crusade" to change the stuffy image of the Foreign Office.

He is planning to make a joint appearance with Angelina Jolie on a revamped FO website this week - the actress is the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Human Rights Commission.

Revealing his plans in the Standard ahead of his first conference speech as Foreign Secretary, Mr Miliband said: "There is an element of the Foreign Office that seems forbidding and I want to change that."

He intends to establish his credentials as a modernising Foreign Secretary by insisting that ambassadors and other senior Foreign Office staff take up blogging in order to make Britain's international case more widely read.

The initiative is being dubbed "Our Man in Blogistan," by insiders.

"The days when we communicated mainly by telegram are over," Mr Miliband said. "Communication has to be for the masses now, not just elites. We want to take what we are doing to a much wider audience."

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Indiana Jones 4 Spoilers

2007-09-25T10:23:00.000-07:00

Edmond Sun in Oklahoma, in which he revealed that:

* Indy, played once again by Harrison Ford, and the Soviet army are both searching for a priceless skull made of crystal in the jungles of South America.

* The Russians take Indy hostage and then blackmail him by threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend and mother of his son, Marion Ravenwood, portrayed by Karen Allen. Cast as the son is Shia LaBeouf.

* Cate Blanchett plays an evil Russian who grills Indy. “I saw Harrison Ford strapped to a chair and being interrogated,” Nelson told the paper.
Nelson’s own big scene comes when he celebrates Indy’s capture by dancing to balalaika folk music. But it’s doubtful the footage of the 24-year-old actor - a professionally trained ballet dancer who studied at the Bolshoi Academy in Moscow - will make it into the final cut. Spielberg, furious Nelson blabbed, has reportedly snipped his scene.

Spielberg’s spokesman, Marvin Levy, wouldn’t say whether any of Nelson’s spoilers are accurate, but noted: “Who knows whether that particular person will ever work in this town again?”

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New Celeb for Lilo to Make Pop Pop with

2007-09-25T10:22:00.000-07:00

Star Magazine is reporting that Richie Sambora has entered the same rehab that Lindsay Lohan is in in Utah.

Lilo on the Loose

2007-09-25T08:56:00.000-07:00

Lohan is expected to be released later this week, according to the New York Daily News.

Report: Celeb Rehab

2007-09-25T08:55:00.000-07:00

Addiction doesn't care who you are. It will kill you,” says Howard Samuels the founder of Wonderland Rehabilitation Centre in the upcoming 'Out of Control: Celebrity Rehab Exposed' special for E! TV which premieres next month. Wonderland is set in Hollywood's , Beverley Hills and is a popular choice for troubled stars including teen star Lindsay Lohan.

21 year old Lindsay has been a star since the age of 11, with roles in Disney films like 'The Parent Trap' and 'Freaky Friday' so not surprisingly by the time she was in her late teens she was a regular fixture on Hollywood's party scene. Her drinking a partying soon got out of control and after an all night session following last year's Golden Globes Lindsay decided she needed help and checked into Wonderland.

“I love Hollywood. I couldn't think of a better place for a treatment programme. It's a show business town so here we treat actors, we treat directors,” says proud Samuels.

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“When a client and family come up here they're going to come in through our gate filled with anxiety and fear. They're going to come winding their way up to the top, park their car, get out and look at this house and wonder 'what am I getting myself into?' “ says Bruce Turner, executive director of the $40,000 per month centre.

Buy Mary Kate and Ashleys Clothes

2007-09-25T08:53:00.000-07:00

Their clothing line, Elizabeth and James (named after their bro and sis) is available Here

“It’s a sophisticated woman with a playful side and is still chic. It’s someone who understands fashion and understands details and expects that as well. It’s [for] someone who understands the design aspects of fashion [and] the designer product, but also doesn’t want to pay designer prices,” Ashley told the WWD.

Brit's Bodyguard Speaks Out

2007-09-25T08:47:00.001-07:00

Britney Goes Brunette...Again

2007-09-25T08:44:00.000-07:00

Partying With Celebs...

2007-09-25T08:34:00.000-07:00

An insider report
"A recent encounter with Hollywood Hotties Ryan Phillipe and Jesse Bradford might leave some jealous, but left us shocked. We spotted the two partying at Teddy's a couple months ago with fellow actors Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rumer Willis. Ryan was so drunk he was drinking Jack Daniel out of the bottle and even fell on one of us!
Ryan and Jesse along with some of their entourage invited us and a few others back to his place... they clearly were not done partying. Upon arriving at the Phillipe estate we of course noticed his beautiful backyard(check out the horribly lit picture below we snuck)... but were shocked to notice him and Bradford rolling joints on his coffee table in the living room!"

Paris Pounds a Pizza Boy

2007-09-24T15:57:00.000-07:00

“He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money. We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris,” The Sun quoted pal Richard Ramberg, as saying.

“He’s quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive,” Ramberg added

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paris Says...

2007-09-24T15:54:00.000-07:00

"I like having a boyfriend. I want my next boyfriend to be the perfect guy and someone that I could spend the rest of my life with. I don't want to jump into a relationship. I've wasted so much time."

"The neighbours love me. I am always nice to them and their kids like me. I invite them to my parties. The basketball star Shaquille O'Neal used to live here. I was worried they might be mad if I threw parties. They were like, 'No, Shaq used to live here!' "

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Paris wants you covered in her Lotion

2007-09-24T15:52:00.000-07:00

Get it here

Backstreet Boy not Dating Britney

2007-09-24T15:46:00.000-07:00

Speaking with Marc Malkin of Planet Gossip Nick said, "I don't even know Britney, and at this time, with all that is going on in her life, I certainly wouldn't want to get involved."

"The last thing I need in my life is more drama, but I do wish her the very best outcome with everything," he added.

Earlier OK! quoted a source close to the 27-year-old as saying, "Nick's claming that he and Brit have been 'dating' for about three weeks.

"He says they've been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they're both heavy into each other."

Whatever, just cause their not dating doesnt mean their not F-ing!!!!!!!

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Live for me, not for your children

2007-09-24T15:43:00.000-07:00

Loser fag chris something says,

"She's a national treasure," he said. "I think people need to let Britney do drugs, they need to let people hit people with cars. She's Britney Spears!"

"Live for me, not your children!"

What a loser this kid is

Playboy doesnt want britney

2007-09-24T15:40:00.002-07:00

The National Ledger reported Britney wanted a "seven-figure" deal to strip for Playboy magazine, but Hefner was only willing to part with $US400,000.

Five years ago, at the height of her chart success, Britney was offered $2 million to star in Playboy.

"Britney is truly delusional if she thinks anyone is going to pay giant bucks to see her nude," the source said.

"She's already bared too much flesh for free while out partying for that to happen.

"There was a time when Hef might have been willing to pony up, but that time has long passed."

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ESPN talks Britney

2007-09-24T15:40:00.001-07:00

Jason Donovan talks about Britney

2007-09-24T15:37:00.000-07:00

WHO??????????????
1980s he was in a soap which became popular in the UK as well as his home country Australia - Neighbours

“What can you say? I can’t tell them what to do. People in the artistic world think that creativity can come from drug use and I think there is an element of truth in that.

“But Britney Spears is a classic example - a lot of money, became very famous very young and she just wants to rebel, she wants to f*** up the image, she wants to crash the car and become different, cool. I was exactly the same… but I can’t tell Britney what to do.”

He added: “You have to lie in the bed you’ve made. You court the media and the media turns on you. That’s life. My advice to Amy or Britney would probably be, if you don’t like it, become a plumber.”

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Puff on Spears

2007-09-24T15:35:00.001-07:00

He says, "The times that I was around her, in her defense, she don't (sic) drink any alcohol. I didn't see her drink.

"I was hospitable, I offered everybody a drink and, you know, she had water."

But Diddy admits he didn't think to advise Spears to stop partying and get her rest before the big show.

He tells U.S. news show Access Hollywood, "Everybody has their own way. Some people deal with nerves, they can't go to sleep.

Another Segment of Michael Lohan Says...

2007-09-24T15:31:00.000-07:00

"You only have to look at the poor state Britney Spears is in to know living in Hollywood is not good for these young girls," Michael Lohan told the magazine. "Lindsay and I both pray Britney can turn her life around, too."

Trouble in Paradise????

2007-09-24T15:19:00.000-07:00

“Brad says Angelina is so insecure, he’s caught her going through his pockets on more than one occasion,” says a Pitt family insider.

But when Brad confronts Angelina Jolie, she doesn’t exactly apologize. “She turns everything on its head and tries to make Brad the villain,” says the insider. “She accuses him of still being hung up on Jennifer Aniston and of not wanting Angie to see the e-mails he’s sending to his ex-wife.” Brad got so fed up after one recent fight, he called his sister, Julie, to vent. “Brad told her, ‘I’m done with Angie. I can’t put up with this anymore,’” says the insider.

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Billy Bob Says...

2007-09-24T15:17:00.000-07:00

“I do feel sorry for Angie and Brad. The only time you hear about me is when I’ve got a movie coming out and I like it like that. They have to cope with it all the time.”

“I’m still close to Angie but Brad’s a friend too. We’ve known each other for years.”

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Model Tooth Fairy

2007-09-24T14:45:00.000-07:00

Star magazine claims that Maddox Jolie-Pitt gets a nice crisp fifty dollar bill when one of his choppers falls outs! Besides the front two that he proudly showed off he's lost two more according to the report and that is four teeth so far and has raked in two hundred dollars so far. And Angelina allows him to spend the money on anything he wants, the insider claims.

ANGELINA'S Burma Baby

2007-09-24T14:42:00.000-07:00

"Angelina feels she is barely making a dent in the suffering she sees throughout the Third World as she travels incognito to different countries as a United Nations representative.

"She wants to step up her action in what she calls Red Alert areas, the most seriously troubled, war-torn areas in the world.

"She's in talks to go into Burma and help with students and AIDS victims who are suffering terribly."

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Ambassador Jolie

2007-09-24T14:39:00.000-07:00

UN High Commissioner for Refugees Antonio Guterres and UNHCR's Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie will join former US President Bill Clinton at the September 26-28 meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI).
The gathering, which will take place in in New York, is to issue a call to raise USD 220 million for refugee education.

The CGI aims to inspire commitments of help from its members. The UNHCR "Ninemillion" program is centered on the provision of educational support beyond the existing schooling now offered by UNHCR - to 9 million refugee children by 2010.

Education (Plus) will provide resources to develop a child's full potential, with an emphasis on girls' participation and additional activities like life-skills training, sport programs, disease prevention and access to technology.

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MCR Updates

2007-09-24T14:26:00.000-07:00

My Chemical Romance vocalist Gerard Way has said that the band will release two more singles from 'The Black Parade', both of which have music videos directed by Way himself. (yikes, hopefully they wont blow as bad as the other singles from this album...remember when MCR made great music videos, ie. Helena, Im Not Okay, etc...)

Also Mikey Way will rejoin the band for their autumn touring.

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Amazing News...

2007-09-24T14:20:00.000-07:00

L.A. Times reports: Steven Spielberg has revealed that the sequel to the summer blockbuster "Transformers" is scheduled for a summer 2009 release.

An Arrested Development Movie????

2007-09-24T14:12:00.001-07:00

"That is certainly on the table and not dead yet; I just don't know when the right time will be,"

Jason Bateman Tells reelzchannel.com

"Maybe by virtue of us doing well, it makes the idea of a re-visit -- whether it be in a movie or whatever -- a little bit more of a viable scenario. Because if none of us had careers after Arrested Development, it would kind of reek of 'Oh, these poor people couldn't let it go,' or 'They need to make a check.'"

Perez Fights Back!!!

2007-09-24T14:00:00.000-07:00

Perez Hilton claims that Samantha Ronson is barking up the wrong tree.

In an affidavit filed Wednesday in response to Ronson's libel lawsuit against the Perez Hilton, Hilton denies reporting that SAm ROnson planted cocaine in the Lindsay's car on the night of her first DUI bust.

Ronson was a passenger in the Lindsay's Mercedes when she jumped a curb on Sunset Blvd. in Beverly Hills on May 26. When Lohan was arrested, police found what was eventually identified as a "usable amount" of cocaine.

Ronson sued Perez and CelebrityBabylon purveyor Jill Ishkanian in July for implying that she had purposely left the drugs in Lohan's Mercedes after the fender-bender and then sold her out to the paparazzi the following night by setting up money shots of the Lindsay lying in the car and looking completely out of it.

Sam's lawsuit accuses celebritybabylon.com of reporting that she accepted money from the shutterbugs in exchange for tipping them off, and then faults perezhilton.com for reprinting the allegedly defamatory story on June 1.

"Rather, the statements were that Ronson was the one who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay's car [and that] the cocaine that was found in Lohan's car after her crash may have been Ronson's," reads the document filed this week by Hilton's attorney, Bryan J. Freedman.

"If Ronson was not holding the cocaine, who was?" the lawyer wrote. "Also, if the cocaine did not belong to Ronson, whose cocaine did the police find?"

As for the photographs in question, Freedman stated, "Rather, the statement was that Ronson allegedly entered into an agreement with a photo agency to tip them off to her whereabouts with Lindsay, even creating photo-ops for them."

Ronson's complaint does not specifically deny having some sort of arrangement with the paparazzi. An affidavit filed on her behalf on Sept. 13 does, however, deny planting cocaine in Lohan's car.

"I never placed cocaine next to Lindsay Lohan in a car," Ronson stated. "I am not a drug user. I never arranged for a photographer to take photographs of Lindsay Lohan while she was in a car."

"Everything in the defendants' report is false," she said.

In its story about the scandal, CelebrityBabylon quoted a source as saying, "The car was only down a quarter tank and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!" The site also reported that various other sources had named Ronson as the owner of the powdery white stuff.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, said in a statement to E! Online in July that his inclusion in the lawsuit was "without merit and publicity-seeking."

A hearing is set for Wednesday on the defendants' motion to dismiss the suit.

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Ronson in Rehab

2007-09-24T13:51:00.000-07:00

YES!!! Let all the Trainwrecks unite in their secret lair aka local rehab

Samantha Ronson was spotted in Utah visiting her sometimes lover Lindsay Lohan at the Cirque Lodge over the weekend.

Joseph Gets the Paparazzi

2007-09-24T13:40:00.000-07:00

Nicole is Terrified!!!

2007-09-24T13:36:00.000-07:00

"Her major concern is whether she can cope. Nicole has spent most of her life, since her early teens, partying, making big money in TV and being treated as a celebrity. Now she's got to open up to the most important person in her life - her baby."

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Is Joel a Cheater???????????

2007-09-24T13:33:00.000-07:00

Star Mag reports

‘Nicole considers any interaction between Joel and Hilary cheating,’

‘She doesn’t like Hilary and doesn’t want Joel having anything to do with her.’

‘When she heard the Joel had been reaching out to Hilary, she completely freaked out. She confronted him and broke down in tears. Even if he wasn’t doing anything but talking, Nicole feels totally betrayed. She told Joel exactly how she feels about Hilary, and he knew he shouldn’t have been trying to contact her,’

‘He deletes all his text messages and locks his cell phone so that Nicole can’t access it. He hates being so sneaky.’

‘It’s gotten to the point where Joel wants to meet up to talk in person, but he hasn’t worked up the nerve….He’s so worried about how Nicole would react that he’s a wreck just thinking about it.’

Go Speed Racer!!!

2007-09-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

Super Hottie Emile Hirsch beat out Zac Efron, Shia LaBeouf and Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the lead role in the live action film Speed Racer, out 2008.

Christina Ricci will costar. She plays Trixie, Speed’s girlfriend.

Mary Kate and Ashley

2007-09-21T08:05:00.001-07:00

Click here for your Mary Kate and Ashley Dolls

Leave 'Gimmie More' Alone

2007-09-20T22:30:00.000-07:00

so funny

Paris gives her clothes to Charity

2007-09-20T13:40:00.000-07:00

Hilton says, "I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children's hospitals. I never wear something twice."

SOurce

Now Orphans can dress like whores too
I didnt know Paris wore clothes

The comments are endless

Paris moves on

2007-09-20T13:39:00.000-07:00

Now done with Adrian Grenier...or perhaps the other way around, Paris moves on to Swedish Tourist according to In Touch Magazine:

"He's travelling through town, and one of Paris' friends met him and introduced them. He's really shy.

"Alex is obviously smitten with Paris and is clearly falling for her."

brang not getting married

2007-09-20T13:34:00.000-07:00

"Brad and I have never discussed (marriage), but I would assume - because we both went down that road before - it's not the contract or the ceremony that makes you feel solid. We've gone the other way back round, and maybe there is something to that - maybe it's hard work and the exhaustion and the children that make you feel solid."

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Ryan Gosling, Anna Paquin, Michael Cera and Seth Rogen

2007-09-20T13:32:00.001-07:00

Four newcomers-Ryan Gosling, Anna Paquin, Michael Cera and Seth Rogen -
make the list of the Top 15 Canadians who make things happen in
Hollywood, in the issue of Canadian Business hitting newsstands today.

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Michael Cera Does Weezer

2007-09-20T13:31:00.001-07:00

Lindsay Flees the Country

2007-09-20T13:27:00.000-07:00

Linds tells US Weekly:

"She wants to go abroad and study in school... We'll see what happens."

Is Linds the new Evan Rachel Wood?

2007-09-20T13:23:00.000-07:00

Linds has been linked with musician and father of two, Tony Allen, earlier this month, following a spell in a rehab facility in Utah this summer.

Despite claims from Allen the pair are "just friends", Allen's wife Stephanie is claimed to have thrown him out of the couple's family home in Savannah, Georgia.

"She has had it. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF (in vitro fertilisation) three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age."

"He is trying to live out this rock star fantasy at 40. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father."

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Britney Spears Rules!

2007-09-20T13:20:00.000-07:00

I mean rules for Britney Spears:

Custody depends on the following

See a coach - Spears must meet with a parenting coach for eight hours a week. The coach will "observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills," the AP said.

Be nice - Spears and K-Fed are not to make "derogatory remarks" about each other in front of the children.

No spanking - They can't use "corporal punishment" on the boys.

Go to class - They both have to complete "Parenting Without Conflict," a class offered by the court.

Leave TV ALone!!!

2007-09-20T13:17:00.000-07:00

Chris Crocker, Britney fan/freak scored a TV show out of his whiney rant on youtube

Production company 44 Blue has hired Crocker, and co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch told Variety magazine they'd been looking at the online star for about a year before the Britney video became popular.

"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience'," he said.

"We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star."

Brits suicide watch

2007-09-20T13:16:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears will temporarily lose custody of her two toddler sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, sources told FOXNews.com ahead of the official ruling expected later Monday.

Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com.

During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab, and reports of a planned “hit” on Federline emerged.

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Linds Memoirs

2007-09-20T13:08:00.000-07:00

One insider tells U.S. magazine the Star, "She found solace in reading memoirs of others who suffered to overcome their addictions, and she wants to similarly put her experiences out there."

Casey Affleck Out Does Pitt

2007-09-20T13:03:00.000-07:00

The reviews are in and the verdict is "it's Ben Affleck's little brother, Casey, who steals most of the show as Robert Ford.

While Brad contents himself with his usual schtick, acting mostly with the posturing and positioning of his mouth and tongue, and the occasional inverted furrowing of eyebrows. Brad is fun watch, partly because of his beauty, and the role is one of his better performances. But it's Casey who sizzles on screen. He's creepy, he's conniving, and yet somehow likable and sympathetic. It's a performance the likes of which his brother has never delivered (or had the chance to). "

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Gerard Way Says...

2007-09-20T08:17:00.000-07:00

In an interveiw with Main Campus:

The Maine Campus: Boxers or briefs?
Gerard Way: Briefs.
TMC: You can say other
GW: Yeah, briefs

TMC: I have another student asking about Jon Bon Jovi, because you guys will be opening for him in the upcoming months. How do you feel about that? It seems to a lot of us that you have very different musical styles.
GW: It is entirely different, but it's a huge honor. I grew up as a Bon Jovi fan. Whenever you're dealing with Bon Jovi or Springsteen, it's just a great honor and at that point; it doesn't really matter what genre you play. It really just kind of matters that you're all from New Jersey. It was just a huge honor to get asked to open for them, so we feel great about it.
TMC: Speaking of New Jersey, do you have a lot of New Jersey pride, or is it something you hide at all?
GW: No, not at all. We never hid it. We have a lot of pride being from New Jersey. It's an amazing place. It's very unique, and if you weren't born here and grew up here, you don't necessarily appreciate it as much. We love it. Going on the road, originally, it helped saying you were from Jersey because people have such a weird perspective of New Jersey, that they thought anybody who was a kid from New Jersey was a criminal or something. Nobody really messed with me because I was from New Jersey.

TMC: I understand you don't really like the term emo to describe your music. Is there anything you'd like to say about that?
GW: Basically, it's never been accurate to describe us. Emo bands were being booked while we were touring with Christian metal bands because no one would book us on tours. I think emo is F--ing garbage, it's bulls--. I think there's bands that unfortunately we get lumped in with that are considered emo and by default that starts to make us emo. All I can say is anyone actually listening to the records, put the records next to each other and listen to them and there's actually no similarities. I think emo's a pile of s--.
TMC: Do you have any advice for aspiring musicians?
GW: I do actually. Don't be full of s--, number one. Do it for the right reasons. Don't do it for drugs, sex or money. Be sincere, be honest, play what you want, not what everyone else wants to hear, get in a van, never go home and work your ass off. That's honestly it.
TMC: Sounds like pretty solid advice.
GW: Yeah, there's no science to it. You get in a van and never go home. You sever all ties. You're going to be homeless anyways so you sleep on people's floors. Don't worry about food; don't worry about being comfortable because it's not going to happen. Don't ever worry whether you're going to be big or not. It always seems to me that the bands that don't care are the ones that actually get big.

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Sarah SIlverman in Vanity Fair

2007-09-20T08:13:00.000-07:00

Before we go any further, do me this one favor.
What?

Don't host any more fucking awards shows.
What? How dare you?!

You were poorly miscast, simply awful, woefully out of your league early this summer as host of the MTV Movie Awards.
Why do you say that?

After reviewing the tape, you must have realized how moronic and puerile you looked in those fancy designer clothes you kept changing in and out of. It just didn't work.
And fuck you!

Let's see more of a "Jewess in heat" and not Sarah Silverman trying to be a "Fashion Bessie." What are the voices in your head saying to you right about now?
I'm trying to decide if you are a douche bag or not. You are a douche bag!

I was giving you an honest critique of your performance. You were out of your league as host of the MTV Movie Awards! But it's no big deal. You are still brilliant. Who would have thought that Sarah Silverman is actually from New Hampshire?
I know. When I lived in New Hampshire people would ask me where I was from. I'd be like, "Here!"

What would you consider your first show-biz break?
Writing for Saturday Night Live in 1993 and '94.

And then Lorne Michaels fired you via fax.
Yeah, but I still consider it a break. I had a lot of little breaks. I didn't have any big breaks. You know, I started at 17 and now I'm 36. It's been a very slow, gradual road.

Your greatest success of all is The Sarah Silverman Program, which G.W. considers demented brilliance. It is quite genius.
Well, why didn't you start the conversation with that?

Well, why should I, darling? I wanted to give you Hurricane Georgina! Everything I read about you seems to call you "the hostile comedienne."
I am not hostile or mean. You made a good point about the MTV awards. I was great, but I was out of my element. You are forced to talk about pop culture and make jokes about specific people and things. My comedy is a lot more general.

I was upset that you so took on the poor hapless victim Paris Hilton. Not that I am a fan of Paris Hilton's, but it wasn't in good karma.
If I had gone out there and not done a joke about Paris Hilton right before she was to go to prison, then I would have been considered a cop-out. Whether you like it or not, she is an icon of pop culture. I had to do the strongest joke, and I had no idea she would go to the MTV Movie Awards two days before prison. When I did the setup, the crowd went insane. My heart just sank for her, and when I looked in the audience and saw some guy with a camera right up in her face, it was sad but I couldn't not move on. I went on with the joke. And she is a tough cookie, too.

Your point is well taken.
Wow, I can't believe that.

I know, hon. Your depth perception must still be saying, "Who is this asshole?" and "How could he talk to me like this?" I really don't hate Sarah Silverman. I really think she is a wonderful talent, quasi-frigid as she is. You once said, "I love boring cock." You were obviously referring to Jimmy Kimmel.
You just changed the entire context of that quote, you motherfucker! I will explain. This girl came up to me one night after a performance and she basically propositioned me, lesbianically. I wish I were cool enough to have lesbian sex, but I just like boring cock. That was the context. You motherfucker.

What must that look like, by the way? Jimmy Kimmel's penis?
Home. It looks like home.

Lord have mercy! Darling, thank you for putting up with me.
I am gonna start stalking you.

Oh, Jesus, please don't. But thank you, though, for your time.

Sarah Silverman Vs Pamela Anderson

2007-09-19T20:30:00.000-07:00

Ange gets trashed

2007-09-19T20:25:00.000-07:00

"She was having a great time, drinking white wine and enjoying all the good feedback Brad was getting for the new film,” an insider at Gustavino’s restaurant in New York tells us. “She had a little too much to drink, so Brad took her by the hand and whisked her out the back door at the end of the night, hoping they wouldn’t be spotted by photographers. She wasn’t ‘Lindsay Lohan’ drunk, but she was definitely slurring her words.”

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HillBilly Bob

2007-09-19T20:22:00.000-07:00

"It was hell – he turned their Beverley Hills mansion into a backwoods shack and regularly challenged Angelina’s celebrity friends to bizarre contests,” claims Darlene Offalgut - allegedly a former confidant of Angelina Jolie –

“John Malkovich stopped coming round after Billy Bob challenged him to a projectile vomiting competition - John lost after he only managed to puke down the front of his shirt.”

“Billy Bob was always a feudin’ with one or other of her Hollywood friends – he once ran Lauren Bacall off the property after she beat him in a spittin’ contest,” she recalls. “But the worst feud was the one he had with her Daddy – that was the one which broke the marriage.”

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Ange to Nicole

2007-09-19T20:14:00.000-07:00

‘With Nicole finally getting her life of drugs, booze and wild partying under control, Brad and Angelina have offered her a list of common-sense tips they felt would help,” says an insider close to Angelina.

‘Angelina was especially concerned about the effects Nicole’s years of partying could have on the baby.”

‘And knowing that Nicole has so much hanging over her, including a stressful court-ordered probation after her conviction for driving under the influence, Angelina felt she could use some help from another young mom.’

Nicole told a friend: ‘Angelina is like a surrogate mother – albeit a beautiful one who’s nearer my age. But she has so much experience as a mom. She’s my guardian angel – and so is Brad.’

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Nicole Drinking an Iced Cap for Two

2007-09-19T20:11:00.001-07:00

Jake = zits

2007-09-19T20:01:00.000-07:00

Old buddys of Gyllenhaals At Columbia University report, "Jake also had terrible acne at the time and wore the same ratty white Hanes t-shirt every single day. Nor was it helpful that Jake would use familiar Buddhist analogies in his Contemporary Civilizations class and attempt to pass them off as his own, eliciting the mockery of his fellow students."

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Lohan Travel Plans

2007-09-19T19:51:00.000-07:00

after a little digging into Lindsay’s travel plans, turns out she’s not due to make her exit until, we hear, at least October 15.

"No, Lindsay is not leaving rehab," a source tells E! Online. "She’s not leaving this week, and she’s not leaving anytime soon!"

According to our insider, Dina is on the scene on a family pass only. "She’s just visiting her. But Lindsay will stay behind."

As for when LiLo is planning to come home? Certainly not for another month, our insider says.

"The facility lets her stay as long as she needs to," says our source. "She can stay one month, three months, six months. It’s up to her."

And so far, the girl isn’t budging—she has told relatives she doesn’t feel strong enough to be on her own. "She’s serious this time and knows that taking care of business means a lot of hard work. And that takes time."
So, maybe this really is just a visit from mom and not the great escape, after all. Besides, she has to stick around, because from what we hear, another reunion with papa Michael is planned in about two weeks.

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Oh Sarah

2007-09-19T19:49:00.001-07:00

Ambessador Jolie

2007-09-19T19:41:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie to promote education at Clinton Global Initiative

"UN High Commissioner for Refugee António Guterres and UNHCR's Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie will join former US president Bill Clinton at the September 26-28 meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative in New York, issuing a call to raise $220 million for refugee education. The CGI aims to inspire commitments of help from its members. "

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Kate Moss Tears it Up (Literally)

2007-09-19T14:12:00.000-07:00

Always be kind to fashion.

Because fashion rules....and you can't be the elite of anywhere if you're not wearing the right stuff.

And you would think that uber-model Kate Moss would know this. Hell, you would think that uber-fashion-model Kate Moss would have invented this.

Not so.

Check out Kate's dress diaster at a fashion gala in London. Wearing a VINTAGE gown. (Peek-a-boo, I see you, bum!)

Miss Moss had arrived for the Golden Age of Couture exhibition at the Victoria and Albert museum a shimmering picture of old-school glamour. Unfortunately that's when Courtney Love put her foot in it. Or rather on it.

The 43-year-old American actress, not noticing Miss Moss's two-foot train, stomped all over the delicate satin. As a distinct tearing noise reverberated around the museum, the 33-year-old supermodel anxiously looked over her shoulder to discover a tiny rip in the material.
As the night grew longer, so did the rip - until Miss Moss's beautiful £650 gown was in tatters.
Eventually, there was nothing for it but to hoist the full-length skirt to safety and tie it just below her hip.

mmmmmmmmmm....that's all kinds of classy Kate.

"Throughout the course of the evening the hole, which started just above the small of her back, began to spread. She took it in surprisingly good humour though, shrugging it off with a giggle and helping herself to another glass of wine. Unfortunately, this wasn't great for her dress and the tear gradually began to spread until eventually it reached her armpit. "

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Naked Lunch

2007-09-19T14:01:00.001-07:00

And now I'm a bulimic. Thanks Alicia!

Justin Talks Britney

2007-09-19T13:57:00.000-07:00

Justin opened up about his once GF and current trainwreck, Britney Spears in a revealing interview with Oprah Winfrey.

"I haven’t spoken to her in years," the singer, 26, told the daytime diva, 53, on her show scheduled to air on Wednesday.

"I mean, there’s no ill will. I have nothing but love for her. It’s funny because we dated each other at a time...Wow, I haven’t talked about this in a long time. It’s interesting."

When Winfrey pressed on, he replied, "We were teenagers, you know? I think that’s basically the best way to describe what happened to us. I think she’s a great person, and I don’t know her as well as I did …. What I do know about her is she has a huge heart, and she is a great person."

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The Britney Spears Diet Plan (Join NOW!)

2007-09-19T11:36:00.001-07:00

Because it's hard to exisit on Cheetos and Vodka alone and still squeeze into your sequined bikini, Britney Spears has established her new and improved diet plan. It could help you too if you suffer from lackluster VMA performances and poor self esteem.

What's her secret?

"I'll starve myself because I'm fat,'" one friend of the singer reveals to OK!. "She kept telling me she thought she was fat and disgusting."

That's right people! Join now and we will tell you how you too can loose weight by not eating! It's so easy, I can't believe Spears is the first person to patent this method!

Call now and get the special, introductory rate of $49.95 for 15 easy payments. Soon you will be looking as good as Britney does!

Just when you think it can't get worse.....

2007-09-19T09:17:00.000-07:00

IT DOES.

UnWashed Hot

2007-09-19T09:16:00.000-07:00

MK Olsen rolls out of bed to attend the opening of an art exhibit in LA.

No Showering. No Brush....

How much do you want to bet there's not deodorant either?

Not Hot MK. NOT HOT.

Night on the Town

2007-09-19T09:15:00.001-07:00

Brad and Ange hit the town last night....sans their ever growing family

Britney Reacts to Legal Ruling

2007-09-19T09:11:00.000-07:00

...............on going out last night, first stopping at Winston’s and then dropping in on Hyde.

Bitch was told to report for random drug and alcohol testing, and that night goes out drinking??? She's even more stupid than we think.

Take her children away today!

Britney vs. KFed - Legal Details Emerge

2007-09-18T16:49:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances and now must undergo twice weekly random testing, a judge in the singer's custody case ruled.

Spears also was ordered to meet with a "parenting coach" at least twice a week for a total of eight hours, acccording to documents released Tuesday. "The parenting coach is to observe (Spears's) interaction with the minor children and her parenting skills," wrote Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.

The ruling came in Spears's increasingly bitter custody dispute with Kevin Federline over their sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. Despite the order, Spears and Federline's current custody arrangement of 50-50 has not changed, the documents and attorneys for both sides confirm.

So....random drug testing for Britbrit???? Might as well just hand them over to KFed now...that girl is not going to last a week.

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The Valley Of The Dolls

Checked Out!

Gimme More- Video Premiere (Hurry, Grab your Barf Buckets)

Friday's Interview With An Unknown Hottie: Ed Westwick

Set Your Tivo's

More Orders for Britney

So Pregnant

Ashley Olsen Survives Close Brush with CryptKeeper

Lindsay's Post Rehab Plans

Dirty Divorce

Nicole & Joel Set The Date

OWNED - David Letterman on Paris

KEVIN WINS! Britney Loses Custody of Kids

Pamela Anderson to Wed.....AGAIN

Aren't Some Things Sacred?

Britney Spears' Must Have Fashion Accessories

Busted Down Faces = U.G.L.Y.

Lohan's Extended Rehab Vacation Plans

Almost the Next Diana

Cruise Extorter Found Dead

Banks Loves Jesus

Interpol Talks to SPin

Hotness. Drool.

Britney Hates LA

Die Movie Die

Keifer Sutherland Arrested!!!!

Death on the set of Batman

Don't Die Lindsay

Ronson Twins

Pitt replaces Damon

Pics of Sam Ronson visiting her one time (maybe 2 time, part time? full time?) Lover

Angelina Says she is skinny because

Jenn Aniston continues to wish she was Angelina

Ambassador Jolie

Indiana Jones 4 Spoilers

New Celeb for Lilo to Make Pop Pop with

Lilo on the Loose

Report: Celeb Rehab

Buy Mary Kate and Ashleys Clothes

Brit's Bodyguard Speaks Out

Britney Goes Brunette...Again

More Problems for Britney...

Partying With Celebs...

Paris Pounds a Pizza Boy

paris Says...

Paris wants you covered in her Lotion

Backstreet Boy not Dating Britney

Live for me, not for your children

Playboy doesnt want britney

ESPN talks Britney

Jason Donovan talks about Britney

Puff on Spears

Another Segment of Michael Lohan Says...

Trouble in Paradise????

Billy Bob Says...

Model Tooth Fairy

ANGELINA'S Burma Baby

Ambassador Jolie

MCR Updates

Amazing News...

An Arrested Development Movie????

Perez Fights Back!!!

Ronson in Rehab

Joseph Gets the Paparazzi

Nicole is Terrified!!!

Is Joel a Cheater???????????

Go Speed Racer!!!

Mary Kate and Ashley

Leave 'Gimmie More' Alone

Paris gives her clothes to Charity

Paris moves on

brang not getting married

Ryan Gosling, Anna Paquin, Michael Cera and Seth Rogen

Michael Cera Does Weezer

Lindsay Flees the Country

Is Linds the new Evan Rachel Wood?

Britney Spears Rules!

Leave TV ALone!!!

Brits suicide watch

Linds Memoirs